This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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