he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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