doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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