I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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