Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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