North Korea, Best Korea!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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