Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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