kristin has been a bad kristin
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
its liver damage thursday
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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