I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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