She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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