I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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