Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
foreskin is a definite game changer
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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