watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
