I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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