Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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