Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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