I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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