If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
bring money and cleavage
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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