Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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