I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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