Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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