Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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