fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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