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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the vacuum is drunk

  (703): View more from Virginia

  what?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'

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  that's awkward

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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• (714): View more from California

  I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.

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• (914): View more from New York

  If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Cmon. I wasn't that bad.

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  You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."

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