OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I think my moral compass just broke
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