youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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