So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
