Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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