So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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