I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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