Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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