come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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