Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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