The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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