I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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