I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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