Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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