im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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