at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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