you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
NoShamevember. You game?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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