This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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