White coat. Heels.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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