break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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