I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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