if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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