Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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