Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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