D3 body, D1 cock
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why do cheetos always look like penises
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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