I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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