More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So much Jack, so little girl.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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